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One who pilots a crotch rocket or high-performance motorcycle. Used to describe the position in which rides actually sit on their reproductive organs rather than on their gluteous maximus.

"I saw a couple of dick sitter's polishing their bikes outside of starbucks yesterday."

dick sitter by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

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dick shitter

(n.)
One who receives anal sex and shits on the penetrator's dick either during intercourse or upon penile extraction.

Nah, you don't wanna fuck her in the ass, she's a major dick shitter.

dick shitter by nickfinn November 10, 2008

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dick shitter bitch

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dick shitter bitch by Yamarize Torres April 23, 2019

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Dick Sister

A female who has dated/fucked the same guy you have

Shannon and Sharon both dated Dustin, therefore they are dick sisters.

Dick Sister by Paayton December 4, 2018

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Dick sister

When a group of girls knowingly fuck the same guy.

I’m going to meet up with my guy tonight, and my dick sister gets him tomorrow.

Dick sister by SBRider19 August 28, 2018

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dick shitter

One who tucks his penis into his own butthole, and then farts it out...occassionally accompanied with muddy runs.

That Steve is such a dick-shitter; he has to shower like four or five times a day just to NOT reak of his own anus.

dick shitter by Shant A. [Accept no imitations] February 26, 2005

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Dick Shitter

One who excretes fecal matter through their dick/dong/tallywacker/johnson/penis.

Why do you have to be such a dick shitter! I don't want all of your shit on my carpet!

Dick Shitter by TKrumb September 29, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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