dick shell

a condom: something you put on your dick to keep a girl from getting pregnant

"my dick shell smells like strawberries!"

by Tina Ugloo January 11, 2008

selling dick

and your bitch is buying

omg i just shit on that guy im selling dick

by LaQuashish Pussy-Juice March 18, 2023

She'll burn your dick

She has so many STD's from all the dude's shes fucked. Probably also from the guys she's fucked for drugs.

Your friend: Ay man, Dont fuck her with out a condom, I'd wear 6. Because if you smash raw dog She'll burn your dick

by HilbillyJay July 27, 2020

Dickshelf

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.

I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.

by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011

Dicksmell

Someone whose smells like a dirty dick. Or an asshole.

You nasty dicksmell!!

Go to hell Dicksmell.

by MarkofNero April 17, 2010