A sexual partner who, while having sex, may think it's kinky to pull out a blade and scrape the other partner's (or their own) rock-hardboner until it bleeds.
Greg: "Owe! That was my fucking cock you dick scraper! What the fuck?"
Bitch: "Sorry! I can't help it! It's my fettish!"
Greg: "Well I came here for the nutt, not the cut!"
1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'