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dick scraper 

A sexual partner who, while having sex, may think it's kinky to pull out a blade and scrape the other partner's (or their own) rock-hard boner until it bleeds.
Greg: "Owe! That was my fucking cock you dick scraper! What the fuck?"
Bitch: "Sorry! I can't help it! It's my fettish!"
Greg: "Well I came here for the nutt, not the cut!"

Professor Dickscrape 

A man who...

1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"

dickscrape 

1. A blowjob which involves scraping a guy's dick across the front of your teeth.
My girl dickscraped me last night. Damn, the feel of her teeth on my cock was INTENSE!
dickscrape by Mr. Miscreant January 7, 2014