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Dick Scarf

A pube so long it wraps round your penis like a scarf
Recently I've been growing a dick scarf for charity.

Dick scarred ass

The small dimples or dents located on a persons ass or upper thighs. Most common cause is from their male partner having a raging erection and constantly poking them in the ass and upper thigh while "snuggling". In many cases this is confused for cellulite.
"Hey Jim, look at that strippers dick scarred ass!"

"Your mommas dick scarred ass!!!"

my dick is scary 

its so small that its scary

Scared-of-Dick Sexual 

A girl who only dates girls, not because they are gay, but because they are scared of dicks.
Robert-"Hey, did you hear Vanna is dating a girl? I didn't know she was gay."
Susan-"She's not gay, she is just a Scared-of-Dick Sexual so she avoids penises."

scary porno dick 

The extremely large, scary anaconda penises that you see in porno videos
Holy shit! His junk is huge, no not just huge, but like scary porno dick big! I would not want to mess with that trouser snake.

girls scared of dick

Scared of dick a girl who gets horrored by penis
Girls scared of dick are girls like katia levy