scary porno dick

The extremely large, scary anaconda penises that you see in porno videos
Holy shit! His junk is huge, no not just huge, but like scary porno dick big! I would not want to mess with that trouser snake.
by rosiedarling April 07, 2011
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huge junk

Junk (aka man's penis) that is both long as well as thick in girth.
Damn, you've got huge junk! I mean its not scary big porno dick, but WOW. You packin'!
by rosiedarling April 07, 2011
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