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Dick Rub 

Similar to a Sausage Fest. It is when you are at a party and the guys outnumber the girls at least 4 to 1.
Zack: "Lets get out of this place, there are no girls here"
Mitch: "Yeah this place is a huge dick rub, lets bounce"
Dick Rub by King Bossman April 6, 2010

Dick Rub Club 

A place where you can go and be alone to masterbate. It has exceptional porn.
O man I just got back from a family vacation. I need to make a visit to the dick rub club
Dick Rub Club by erein September 13, 2004

Dick-rub-Rob-ism 

A Dick-rub-Rob-ism is a funny and offensive saying to make your friends laugh; always involving at least one first name, sexual connotation, and alliteration. The term was born from the original, "Dick rub Rob rubs Rick's rib dick raw."
"I'm bored. Let's make up some dick-rub-Rob-isms."
Other examples:
Tip tug Todd takes Tim's tiny tip timidly.
Penis pull Paul parks Peter's pale prick.

swedish dick rub 

Austin Shaw: hey kelly give me a swedish dick rub!
Kelly Vance: Sure thing asshole!

Reverse French Indian Dick Rub 

When an indian man rubs your penis raw then drips french wine in your asshole.
Hey man I heard that Raj gave you a Reverse French Indian Dick Rub.

Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar
That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub