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Dick Rub 

Similar to a Sausage Fest. It is when you are at a party and the guys outnumber the girls at least 4 to 1.
Zack: "Lets get out of this place, there are no girls here"
Mitch: "Yeah this place is a huge dick rub, lets bounce"
Dick Rub by King Bossman April 6, 2010

Dick Rub Club 

A place where you can go and be alone to masterbate. It has exceptional porn.
O man I just got back from a family vacation. I need to make a visit to the dick rub club
Dick Rub Club by erein September 13, 2004

Dick-rub-Rob-ism 

A Dick-rub-Rob-ism is a funny and offensive saying to make your friends laugh; always involving at least one first name, sexual connotation, and alliteration. The term was born from the original, "Dick rub Rob rubs Rick's rib dick raw."
"I'm bored. Let's make up some dick-rub-Rob-isms."
Other examples:
Tip tug Todd takes Tim's tiny tip timidly.
Penis pull Paul parks Peter's pale prick.

swedish dick rub 

Austin Shaw: hey kelly give me a swedish dick rub!
Kelly Vance: Sure thing asshole!

Reverse French Indian Dick Rub 

When an indian man rubs your penis raw then drips french wine in your asshole.
Hey man I heard that Raj gave you a Reverse French Indian Dick Rub.

Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar
That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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