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Refers to a woman who is unattractive and ugly. Especially, a fat one.
Mike: Hey, dude, I met that ugly neighbor of yours at the mall the other day. Man, she's horrible with those pimps all over her face and the thick rimmed glasses.

Kevin: Yeah, I know. She's a real dick repellent.
by costasgr September 25, 2009
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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