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dick puffer 

1. a person who puffs on the cock. a person with problems smokin the cock hardcore style.

2. your mother
3. you
1. hey nick j. wat are you doing? sorry man i gotta puff dick.

2. stop puffing my dick nick j.
dick puffer by little shit talker October 5, 2004

puffer dick 

A man that when he gets erections, his cock grows outwards instead of longwards.
Scotty: O jesus last night when I was watching "Backdoor Sluts 9" i got a puffer dick.

Skeeter: HOLY SHIT!!!!
puffer dick by Harry Dyck July 15, 2007

dickbuffer

noun, a fag,a homosexual, one who polishes dicks
Look at this guy, he is a real dickbuffer.
dickbuffer by Ronny Ford January 7, 2004

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016