The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.
Johnny's dick nozzle is so powerful he hit Margaret's eye from 20 feet off.
V: the act of grabbing the head if the penis right before ejaculating, then suddenly releasing the creamy load spraying it with the force of a fire hose
An individual who constantly lets you down. Whether that be flaking on a video game, or accidentally sticking their finger in your ass, you can count on this person to be unreliable.
Yo, did you hear about TJ? That kid put his whole fist up the dude's butt! What a dicksnozzle!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.