dick noose 

A girlfriend or lover who uses great sex to keep a man around who obviously does not want to be there or to keep a man in the home when he is about to leave with friends.

noun
I tried to leave but I'm caught in a dick noose.
adjective
That dick noose won't let me leave.

dick noose by Gavin B July 5, 2007

dick-noose 

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

dick-noose by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011

Dick Noise 

The noise that is created when a dick is slapped against the lower belly. Often done in the presence of other males as a sign of dominance. Louder noises are made by thicker dicks. Females recognize a loud dick noise as a sign the male is an acceptable partner to breed with.

"Damn boy, that's some loud-ass dick noise... you win, you can have her."

Dick Noise by 25Louis25 October 16, 2008

baby-dick-nonsense 

something that makes no sense. synonyms: bull shit, bologna

Yo man that's a bunch of baby-dick-nonsense you didn't bang that model.

baby-dick-nonsense by babydickmeister November 24, 2009

Big dick noise 

When someone has a giant penis and their penis makes a screeching noise

Dude did you hear Jerome's Big dick noise

Big dick noise by ParryBEN March 19, 2019

Dick-Noosed 

adj. (Dik-nused): Syn: Whipped
A term used to describe an individual who is whipped beyond normal standards, in which the female has the male partner's penis "tied in a knot". In some case the "noose" may become tightened once a month.

Adam is dating Adriana Lima and has adequate reason to be Dick-Noosed.

Not a good thing but if it has to be done, be certain the chick is hot.

Dick-Noosed by James Waternoose July 8, 2010

Dicknose 

Person who wears a mask during a pandemic without covering their nose and looks like a penis hanging over the underwear.

Look at that jackass with a dicknose at the grocery store.

Dicknose by AHuge August 7, 2020