dick noose
A girlfriend or lover who uses great sex to keep a man around who obviously does not want to be there or to keep a man in the home when he is about to leave with friends.
dick noose by Gavin B July 5, 2007
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dick-noose
After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.
dick-noose by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011
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Dick Noise
The noise that is created when a dick is slapped against the lower belly. Often done in the presence of other males as a sign of dominance. Louder noises are made by thicker dicks. Females recognize a loud dick noise as a sign the male is an acceptable partner to breed with.
Dick Noise by 25Louis25 October 16, 2008
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baby-dick-nonsense by babydickmeister November 24, 2009
Big dick noise
Big dick noise by ParryBEN March 19, 2019
Dick-Noosed
adj. (Dik-nused): Syn: Whipped
A term used to describe an individual who is whipped beyond normal standards, in which the female has the male partner's penis "tied in a knot". In some case the "noose" may become tightened once a month.
A term used to describe an individual who is whipped beyond normal standards, in which the female has the male partner's penis "tied in a knot". In some case the "noose" may become tightened once a month.
Adam is dating Adriana Lima and has adequate reason to be Dick-Noosed.
Not a good thing but if it has to be done, be certain the chick is hot.
Not a good thing but if it has to be done, be certain the chick is hot.
Dick-Noosed by James Waternoose July 8, 2010
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