dick lash

When you see a seeming hot chick and then suddenly seeing something that totally turns you off.

Shane: Dude i saw Sally's thong hanging out then Moley Molly came out of nowhere and she totally gave me some dick lash!!

Dylan: Ohhh man that sucks!!!!

by Sman111 November 8, 2011

dick lash

The female equivalent of being pussy whipped.

The condition women are put into from being fucked very well.

"That girl hasn't stopped calling me since we did it. I think she has a severe case of dick lash"

by MC Theory aka Voice of Reason January 30, 2008

Dick Lash

When one's dick slaps against the balls, usually after a high speed impact.

That bitch thought it'd be funny to slap my dick, to my dismay I got awful dick lash. My stomach hurt for hours.

by WKM August 5, 2011

Dick-Lash

When a man takes a womans head and forces it so hard up and down during a blow job, that the girl has a mild case of whip-lash the next morning.

"I can barely move my neck side-to-side because Seth gave me dick-lash last night."

by Thisones4jizzy July 25, 2009

dick lashing

the result of really great sex that has you immobile for an amount of time...(time can very from person to person).

jane..."you have a really big smile on your face today"
sara..."yeah i got a really good dick lashing last night i couldnt walk for an hour"

by SheBird July 25, 2011

dicklash

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.

Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!

by melidollabillz February 7, 2014

Dicklashed

When a woman is under the total controll of a partener. It is the opposite of pussy whipped.

"She was so dicklashed she'd get up in the middle of the night to make him waffles."

by mckphilby October 6, 2009