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King Dick
The "bees knees". The greatest. Man with a successful record in shagging.
A brand of spanner or wrench. (Mentioned in the film 'The World's fastest Indian' by Sir Anthony Hopkins who plays Burt Munro).
A large tool.
A brand of spanner or wrench. (Mentioned in the film 'The World's fastest Indian' by Sir Anthony Hopkins who plays Burt Munro).
A large tool.
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King Dick
The king of being a dick, aka the biggest douche you will ever meet. Everything about this dumb motherfucker represents dick like behavior which includes date raping bitches, being on drugs 24/7, selling drugs to kids, being as loud and annoying as fucking possible, acting superior while having an IQ lower than a brick, and bullying anyone who's different and doesn't follow the mindless swarm of drug addicts. He is someone with really high popularity among his school group even though he doesn't deserve the slightest fucking speck of it. However, if he were to suddenly die or get killed, nobody would care because people only hang out with him to look cool and not get bullied. After he drops out of high school or college (if he even gets that far), he'll end up working at the shittiest jobs possible while working for the people he bullied in high school.
king dick on ball mountain
king dick on ball mountain by snatha July 17, 2011
King Tut dick
1) A penis that favors only the greatest tuna.
2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.
2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.
Marty: Hey do you think Hugo is going to have sex with that new girl in school? I mean, she's not great, but she's bangable.
Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.
Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.
King Tut dick by Timmythetooth69 February 22, 2010
King Thick Dick
The greatest ruler to ever live, he is king thick dick of fuck you mountain. Eats ass nine to five on weekdays like it's their fuckin job. He your new daddy and fucks yo daddy! Everybody's his son fuck you're probably his son. Fucks his way through the whole nation on the daily. Only music he like is the trap remix of your momma suckin dick. Spit on the Pope once and the pope said "thank you". Eats pussy so good it can be heard through the whole nation. He's yo step daddy, yo daddy, and yo momma. He goes back in time to fuck yo grandmomma in her prime. Even yo daddy calls him daddy. His semen can cure yo stank ass breath. Can suck his own dick without bending forward. Cloned himself so he can fuck himself, just to know. Will fuck the mall Santa, the mall Santa sits on his lap. Can fuck across eight planes of exsistance at once. Eat the ass until the hole disappears. Fuck you mountain would be a lesser place without him. He uses the tears of trump supporters as lube. Shit, he was the Big Bang. He creates a galaxy every time he fucks. He was never born, he's always been here. Don't step up to King Thick Dick, you'll get fucked until you give up. The only person who can step to him is Super King Thick Dick. He bakes with baby batter in yo momma's oven. Impregnates women by the thousands. What's a condom? He don't know. You wish you could be a princess so you could ride that dick into the sunset. It ain't snow up on this mountain, the snow ain't snow.
King Thick Dick by King Thic Dic June 12, 2016
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