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1) A penis that favors only the greatest tuna.

2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.
Marty: Hey do you think Hugo is going to have sex with that new girl in school? I mean, she's not great, but she's bangable.

Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.
by Timmythetooth69 February 22, 2010
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