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Internet dick
Whats the size of your internet dick?
A: guy one; I have 1000 friends on MySpace, how many do you have?
Guy two; I have 50.
Guy one; ha loser.
B: guy one; I have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
Guy two; 2/4 *Sigh* here it comes.
Guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?
A: guy one; I have 1000 friends on MySpace, how many do you have?
Guy two; I have 50.
Guy one; ha loser.
B: guy one; I have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
Guy two; 2/4 *Sigh* here it comes.
Guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?
Internet dick by Wolfen65 September 19, 2015
Internet Dick
Girl: My boyfriend's never interested in sex anymore. I think it's because he watches too much porn online.
Guy: Your boyfriend has Internet dick. Invest in a vibrator.
Guy: Your boyfriend has Internet dick. Invest in a vibrator.
Internet Dick by carinah June 4, 2013
international dick me down day
this is a day for me and my fellow females. we celebrate this day on april 16th. may the dick be in you .
international dick me down day by alyssa.420.69 May 25, 2018
International dick grab day
International dick grab day by PussyBubble May 27, 2018
international dick slap day
Girl: guess what day it is?
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt
international dick slap day by Yolilboat April 11, 2017
International dick grab day
The action of grabbing one's dick.Celebrated on April 17.With it or not,prepare to have your pp grabbed.
International dick grab day by Jaii dxn April 15, 2019
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