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When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.

Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!

dick internet by ssvbxx January 20, 2023

Words you can keep

Internet dick

Weighing what you have on the internet compared to others. As to show off or brag.

Whats the size of your internet dick?

A: guy one; I have 1000 friends on MySpace, how many do you have?

Guy two; I have 50.

Guy one; ha loser.

B: guy one; I have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
Guy two; 2/4 *Sigh* here it comes.

Guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?

Internet dick by Wolfen65 September 19, 2015

Internet Dick

When a guy beats off to so much Internet porn that he's useless in bed or uninterested in real sex.

Girl: My boyfriend's never interested in sex anymore. I think it's because he watches too much porn online.
Guy: Your boyfriend has Internet dick. Invest in a vibrator.

Internet Dick by carinah June 4, 2013

international dick me down day

this is a day for me and my fellow females. we celebrate this day on april 16th. may the dick be in you .

i can’t wait for international dick me down day. i’m hyped.

international dick me down day by alyssa.420.69 May 25, 2018

International dick grab day

On April 17 all women have to grab atleast one mans cock today.

Quick grab his dick its International dick grab day

International dick grab day by PussyBubble May 27, 2018

international dick slap day

April 13th and international day to slap guys in the dick

Girl: guess what day it is?
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt

international dick slap day by Yolilboat April 11, 2017

International dick grab day

The action of grabbing one's dick.Celebrated on April 17.With it or not,prepare to have your pp grabbed.

She grabbed my pp and said happy International Dick Grab Day.

International dick grab day by Jaii dxn April 15, 2019

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026