dick in the butter

a move where a naked guy is hiding from his roomate by opening the refridgerator door and standing behind it. When the naked guy looks down he notices his chubber is in the butter dish

When Pete saw Eric coming in the kitchen he realized he was naked so he opened the refridgerator door and pulled a dick in the butter.

by EJayK January 8, 2009

slap your girl dick in the butter dish

To unapologetically come out as trans in a setting where you were "passing."

Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.

by jordensjunger June 11, 2016

Dick in the Peanut Butter

To be over invested or nosy

Man why you always gotta have your dick in the peanut butter

by BlackPahnda August 25, 2018

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021