dick in ear

To 'dick in ear' is to stick one's dick into someones ear and fuck some sense into them.

Oi! Cameron, if you don't stop that I'm gonna perform dick in ear and fuck some sense into you!!

by morphinemitt July 27, 2008

Put a Dick in Your Ear

means "fuck what you heard".Term used when, you want somebody to basically forget what they think is true.

---Man, i heard you be messin' with Trina's ol ugly ass!
------"Dude! Put a Dick in Your Ear!!

by Edy_Bayshore November 8, 2007

stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

stick a dick in my ear

When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.

Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”

by Uncooked Spam October 29, 2021

go stick a dick in your ear

An insult used to make somebody feel gay. Can be substituted for take a hike.

Hey faggot, go stick a fucking dick in your ear!

by Etni3s February 15, 2004

dick in the ear

when you stick your dick in maurice faedo's ear at a party.

guy1: "have you heard? maurice got a dick in the ear"
guy2: "yea he got it at some party"

by kkkforlife12 August 15, 2010

dick in your ear

Dick in your ear: When someone doesn't understand after one or two times of saying it.

Person 1: Hey. Sup?
Person 2: huh?
Person 1: Ya got dick in your ear?

Person 2: WHAT?!

by RavenVixenAzure March 16, 2019