Dick Grease 

1. A liquid like substance applied to thee male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ

Dude it smells like dick grease in this joint.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.

Dick Grease by Bobby Jiggles Well April 23, 2009

dick grease 

A slut or whore. This definition is derived from the lubrication provided by the vagina.

Jose: Did you bang that ho from the party last night?
Derik: Yeah, that dick grease was good stuff!

dick grease by Longhorn17 March 24, 2010

dick-greaser 

when your dick isn't dicking

Yo homie, pass me the dick-greaser, gotta go wank one out.

dick-greaser by Sulcus Kreditkartus May 23, 2024

greasy dick 

A greasy dick is what a guy gets if he jacks off using Vaseline for a lube.

I ran out of Sliquid so I used Vaseline to lube my dick when I was taking care of my morning wood and now I've got a greasy dick!

greasy dick by USAF Cadet August 26, 2021

greasy dick 

Clasic historic name for the Geoduck clam used 1920 - 1940 era.

Greasy Dick Clams are delicious

greasy dick by Highflight54 September 12, 2016

Greasy Dick 

Millenial slang.
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans

Hey, wanna go to "Greasy Dick" today?
Greasy Dick? *Wink*

Greasy Dick by Skinken January 28, 2019

Greasy Pizza Dick 

When your partner eats greasy pizza then immediately gives you a blow job afterwards

My girlfriend and I went to pizza hut for some some pizza. Then she gave me a greasy pizza dick in the bathroom

Greasy Pizza Dick by SkankOrDie February 18, 2019