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when your dick isn't dicking

Yo homie, pass me the dick-greaser, gotta go wank one out.

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Dick Grease

1. A liquid like substance applied to thee male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ

Dude it smells like dick grease in this joint.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.

Dick Grease by Bobby Jiggles Well April 23, 2009

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dick grease

A slut or whore. This definition is derived from the lubrication provided by the vagina.

Jose: Did you bang that ho from the party last night?
Derik: Yeah, that dick grease was good stuff!

dick grease by Longhorn17 March 24, 2010

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Dickgrease

A mixture of semen, dick sweat, and maybe a little bit of spit.

My dong smells like dickgrease

Dickgrease by Mr. Dictionare February 15, 2022

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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