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dick gloss by lotira@live.com June 11, 2009
Words you can keep
dick glasses
Setting: A hot chick wearing glasses.
Action: She is giving top and her glasses fall on your dick.
Conclusion: dick glasses
Action: She is giving top and her glasses fall on your dick.
Conclusion: dick glasses
Guy: Ahhh shiieet, don't stop , oaaaahhh
Girl: I cant see, where did my glasses go
Guy: Don't worry they are on my dick, keep slobbin, (I knew i'd get dick glasses from her).
Girl: I cant see, where did my glasses go
Guy: Don't worry they are on my dick, keep slobbin, (I knew i'd get dick glasses from her).
dick glasses by Hungjager July 4, 2016
Sucking the Glass Dick
To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.
Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?
Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
Sucking the Glass Dick by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021
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glass dick by Anonymous June 30, 2003
Glass Dick
Glass Dick by FrankZito October 7, 2008
glass dick
Steve and Loni would steal Christ off the cross and come back for the nails just to pay for their habit of sucking on the glass dick
glass dick by Snoose007 April 20, 2015
Smoking the glass dick
Slang used to describe someone who is smoking meth, as a "glass dick" typically refers to a meth pipe.
Smoking the glass dick by ErinNotAaron September 16, 2013
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