dick fuse

My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.

I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.
by Jake March 06, 2004
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dick fuse

Someone who is not sweet. Someone you would never want to be stuck in an elevator with because they are annoying and uncool.
Sweet fucking Christ, that dude is a dick fuse.
by Vance Birznasty March 04, 2004
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