dick duty 

Dick duty is a role given to someone who is watching to see when someone gets an erection. They usually try to sit at eye level with the target.

Jade: Hey, can someone go on dick duty for Mark?
Derek: Ya let me pull up a chair in front of him.

dick duty by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024

Call of Duty Dick Rider 

One who plays nothing but Call of Duty and can not accept the fact that Battlefield is way better just because the ride it's dick and just buy it because it's title say CALL OF DUTY and because a new one is made every year.

Friend: Yea, so you gonna get that mw3.
Me: Nope, that's a waste of money, bf3 is badass.
Friend: Battlefield sucks. everyone's turning in their copy for mw3.
Me: It's because you and everyone else are "Call of Duty Dick Riders".

Call of Duty Dick Rider by tmerc November 15, 2011

Dick Sucking Duty 

A role strictly limited to sucking dick.

Joe: Hey Bill are you still fucking that Sandy bitch?

Ed: No man she wanted a relationship so I had to demote her to Dick Sucking Duty.

Dick Sucking Duty by SCUBA STEVE 22 December 28, 2010