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dick double 

Using another persons dick or sex toy when having sex.
Having a dick double is about the same as having a stunt double.

(guy#1) dude i think i would totally screw that chick,she's hot!
(guy#2) yea right,but she's nasty man. seriously i wouldn't fuck her with your dick or let my dick double touch that!!
dick double by Jaz D3 April 21, 2009

Double Dick Down Method 

The Double Dick Down Method (DDDM), is when the man in the relationship wears a strap-on above his dick and proceeds to have both anal and vaginal sex at the same time.
The Double Dick Down Method made her cum so hard last night.

Double Dick Supreme 

When a biological male harnesses so much energy concentrated into his dick that his dick ascends into the 4th dimension creating a duo of 2 dicks of extremely condensed dark-matter/anti-matter creating the two most powerful dicks comprehendible and proceeds to perform double penetration on an individual of any sex.
I performed the Double Dick Supreme on my girlfriend last night.

Double Dick Surprise 

A Double Dick Surprise is when teachers collaboratively give extremely excessive amounts of work all at once, usually before a break or vacation.
Aw man, all my teachers really gave me the ol' Double Dick Surprise right before spring break this year!
Double Dick Surprise by fireaway12 December 17, 2010

double dick touch 

A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.
Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.

Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.

double dick 

verb; to penetrate any hole with two dicks
My buddy and I will double dick her tight pussy tonight.
We double dick the mouths of all new pledges.
double dick by JJJJJ April 21, 2006
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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