dick dive

The last, late night attempt of a woman to pick up a man at the bar, party or other social and intoxicated scenario. Usually this occurs when the woman set out to get laid, and now must make such a thing happen in order to not feel the shame of dick-lack.

"Dude, she is the queen of the dick dive, took her 5 minutes to grab a bro and bail."

by Nate Froggy Frogg September 24, 2011

dick dive

The highly masculine act of open hand smacking (or grabbing!) of another man's genitals, accompanied by the exclimation "DICK DIVE!"

"Hey do you see that hottie over there?" (points, friend looks in that direction) "DICK DIVE!" (Smashes friend's penis, friend groans in pain).

by Scott "love fist" Ward October 4, 2007

Dead dick dive

When a naked man dies during swimming

Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks

by The weirdo in your pants July 28, 2022

Dick and Dive

The act of a man copulating with a woman and then escaping before she can manipulate him into committing.

"That bitch didn't see it coming when I pulled the ol dick and dive on her."

by John Niggington June 11, 2020

Dive in dick-first

1. To get right to the task at hand before anything else happens.

1. Now that that's out of the way, let's skip the middleman and dive in dick-first.

by Buttered Quayle July 18, 2020

Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar

That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

by SALosDawg4Eva May 23, 2021

dive for dick

To perform oral sex; to suck dick

"Yo dawg, if you hit that she'll dive for dick cause she sucked me up when I tagged her."

by Tha 1ne August 28, 2005