dick desperate 

Being really desperate for sum dick

Shut yo dick desperate ass up!

dick desperate by Maven82 September 11, 2018

suck a dick desperate

Abbreviated SADD, being “suck a dick desperate” is rock bottom on the desperation scale. The point at which you would suck a dick to get what you are craving.

Me: I ran out of Netflix shows to watch, now I’m suck a dick desperate for a new one.

My buddy: man you’re SADD

suck a dick desperate by stooch182 September 20, 2020

Desperate Dick Syndrome 

A serious condition in which a male may begin to feel strong sexual attraction to unattractive females after a long period of sexual inactivity. The condition can be alleviated through the use of masturbation, but this will only help for 2-3 hours, 2-3 times per day.

Having not had sex since March 8th, 2006, Johnny developed Desperate Dick Syndrome and began lusting after fat girls.

Desperate Dick Syndrome by Collin Jones October 2, 2007

Desperate Dick 

Laddies, listen up because the desperate dick is someone you do don't want to fuck with. A desperate dick is someone who is just so obviously desperate that it's almost embarrassing. Generally, the desperate dick would possess a dick but it also could mean that they are just an ass.

Guy 1: Hey mami, wanna get dinner sometime and then fuck in the back seat of my car?
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!

Desperate Dick by Morgie102 October 4, 2019

desperate for dick 

Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.

Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.

Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.

desperate for dick by ddddorattttheeeexploraaaa July 11, 2017