dick dating 

When you're only dating somebody for their dick

"Hey have you seen Stephanie's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, but she's just dick dating him"

dick dating by nuuuuuuu June 9, 2016

DICKEATING 

1. Over Praising someone, saying more than a simple "Good Job" or "Congratulations"

2. Being hype over a situation that has nothing at all to do with you.

3. Copying or agreeing with everything a person says.

4. Excessive hypeness of a situation that is done and gone.

5. Saying something you hear other people say without knowing what it means, or because it sounds cool.

6. Changing yourself to fit with people that don't like you.

7. A constant follower of someone (I'm not talking about twitter.)

Ex: 1.

*John makes a 3-point shot*
His Friends: Nice shot, John.
The dickeater: That was a nice shot, John. I don't think I've ever seen someone do that! You're the best!
John and His Friends: Stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 2.

Susie: stfu stupid bitch . Suck a dick you lame ass whore.
Angelica: FOH duck ass hoe. I will knock you the fuck out.
Mary: Angelica you not gonna knock No one out, Bitch!
Angelica and Susie: Stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 3.

Me: I'm so hungry.
dickeater: Me too.
Me: I think I want some McDonalds.
Dickeater: Me too.
Me: I'm not hungry anymore.
Dickeater: Me either.
Me: You shouldn't be. You been DICKEATING all day.

Ex: 4.

*Teacher Yells at a Tiyanna*
*30 minutes later*
Person: Ahahaha, the teacher yelled at you.
Tiyanna: That's old. Stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 5.

Boy and his friends: Hahah you fighting it.
Other boy: Ha yeah yall are fighting it.
Boy: Do you know what that even means?
Other boy: No.
Boy: Then stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 6.

Sasha: I like emus.
Becky: Ew, emus are fake ass uggs.
Sasha: Yeah I really don't like them that much.
Me: You DICKEATING.

Ex: 7.
*Bart and Milhouse going every where together, But Bart is leading.*

Me: Why Milhouse always following him?
Friend: Cause he DICKEATING.

DICKEATING by @RanduhmKwotes March 9, 2012

Dickeating 

Dickeating is when you mind someone else business.

You forreal dickeating yo.

Dickeating by You geeking dickhead November 3, 2020

Dickeating 

When someone is being hella annoying and won’t stfu about something.

Yo micheal would not stop dickeating about how me and maggie hu last night. Man wouldn't shut up about it. It’s like he wants her to himself.

Dickeating by Shrekshorsecock69 June 16, 2020

Dickeating 

When people all hop in an argument against one person, just for the sake of it.

Can you guys stop dickeating him? It’s between us.

Dickeating by dickeat11 September 30, 2020

Dicktating 

To force a persons head up and down with your hand while they are performing felatio in a demeaning manner.

I was so offended he was dicktating me. Its like he thought I wasn't getting it as deep as I could!

Dicktating by theopressed22 July 19, 2009

Dicktating 

Verb. Mansplaining back to men. Typically used in a male-dominated function or field, the retort would be as follows:

"I fully understand the concept. Dicktating this should be simple"

Dicktating by Jennis TheMenace March 10, 2018