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dick dancer 

A man whose main daily goal is to give the dick to whoever he can. He has no discretion or standards and will hit anything with legs and a vagina. Main thoughts "I got the dick, I got the dick...U want the dick?...I got the dick"
That dude ran through every group o hoes, sluts, and bitches west of santa monica. His ass is a dick dancer.
dick dancer by abooboo December 19, 2005

Dick dancer 

A woman who goes, or dances, from dick to dick with no concern for future consequence.
The mother from Mama Mia was a dick dancer! THREE men could be her daughter's father!
Dick dancer by xshinysparklex April 26, 2020

underwater dick dancer 

a person with a non-descript job or career
he is a hub cab counter, a government hr assistant

kabuki dick dance 

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.
So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.
kabuki dick dance by Renegade41 September 3, 2016

dick dance 

An inconvenient, frustrating, protracted waste of time characterized by repetition of the same actions or movements without foreseeable relief. Often occurs in vehicles or business meetings when participants cannot find their way to a destination because of a variety of disruptive or impeding factors or people.
Getting out of the parking lot after the ballgame turned into a real dick dance.
dick dance by James Awkwards June 7, 2004

one handed dick dance 

the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away
i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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