dick crick

The pain or stiffness you get in your neck from sucking a lot of dick.

"Oh man, I sucked so much dick last night, now I got the dick crick."

by milky bottoms June 25, 2012

Crick dick

Crick dick is a condition in which a man's dick has a crick (painful spasm) when confronted by a powerful independent woman. This condition is usually a result of chronic narcissism and fear.

His arrogance and inability to connect strongly suggest that he is suffering from Crick Dick.

by Skullcrackers June 14, 2018