dick crick 

The pain or stiffness you get in your neck from sucking a lot of dick.

"Oh man, I sucked so much dick last night, now I got the dick crick."

dick crick by milky bottoms June 30, 2012

Crick dick

Crick dick is a condition in which a man's dick has a crick (painful spasm) when confronted by a powerful independent woman. This condition is usually a result of chronic narcissism and fear.

His arrogance and inability to connect strongly suggest that he is suffering from Crick Dick.

Crick dick by Skullcrackers June 16, 2018

cotton swab dick chick 

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.

Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

cotton swab dick chick by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

dick crickets 

Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.

"man that girl gave me the dick crickets."

dick crickets by Randall L. September 21, 2007

dick cricket 

a faggot who makes to much noise and pisses you off

that dick cricket john needs to shut the fuck up

dick cricket by krc22 December 15, 2007

Stick a dick chick 

Some random chick that you just want to stick your dick in. You know you ain't gonna bring her home to momma.

I need to bust a nut, Where is a stick a dick chick

Stick a dick chick by msevian December 27, 2016

Dick Cricket 

Another word for Dick Rider; a fake friend who is jocking you because you're either popular or in a lane that they want to take from you. And when you can't help them, they hop off and hop on the to next dick like a cricket.

Last week I was this kids hero, now he's gassing up this dude now, what a fuckin Dick Cricket.

Dick Cricket by Jonnie Battz August 17, 2022