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dick control 

A method used by males to prolong an orgasm. Masturbation helps a man from premature ejaculation.

A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.

A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.
Carl's girlfriend was elated when he developed better dick control to make the sex last longer.
dick control by dwayne May 13, 2004
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Dick control 

When a man can't say no to having sex with any woman and impregnating her, he clearly doesn't have any dick control.
Kid: Did that man plan on having 9 kids
Adult: No, he's just got no dick control
Dick control by T. Faller December 6, 2015

dickcontrol 

Giving a way the decision when to masturbate to someone. Other Person can decide when ever you masturbate even if it ordinarily wouldn't be a place where you would do it normally.
You: "Can we do dickcontrol?"
dickcontrol by xxh__ July 12, 2019
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