Dick Cheney
(np. Richard
Bruce Cheney b.1941-)
(aka Darth Vader. Frankenstein’s monster, the
penguin, Jaba The Hut.)
1) 46th ‘Vice’ President of the United States, and former Secretary of Defense. Puppetmaster to the early 21st century military Junta George W. Bush. (see Blackadder III and Prince
George IV.)
2) (Disney origin) Jafar. The evil Vizir (advisor) to the brainless Sultan, in the Disney cartoon Aladdin.
2) Jabba the Hut (see Empire of Evil)
3) The
fat, corrupt
guy in the famous Humphrey Bogart movie Cassablanca, sometimes credited as Sydney Greenstreet.
Synonyms.
-(
Harry Potter): A Goblin. A morose, sullen individual who lives in a vault or bunker, and is obsessed with
money.
-(Ref. H.G. Welles’ The Time Machine) A Morlock. (ie-a hideous, albino creature who dreads daylight, and lives underground to operate the machines that provide for the spoiled and child-like Eloi (See George W Bush).
v. to give somebody a Dick Cheney.
1) (v. sexual slang) To unintentionally ejaculate in a
woman’s face. (ie- to accidentally ‘shoot’ somebody in the face. To get
drunk, shoot somebody in the face, and then eat dinner.) A slang term for ejaculating in somebody’s face, formerly known as a pearl necklace.
v. to pull a Dick Cheney.
2) to escape or defer from an unpleasant responsibility by hiding in
college for an extended period of time. To escape the national service draft in a time of war by spending eight years in a four year college degree program. (See Karl Rove. See chickenhawk.)
3) To publicly miscarry
justice by ostensibly taking a Supreme Court Judge on a duck hunting trip, and then threatening to blow his face off if he doesn't vote to keep the identities of your corrupt business cronies a secret. (See Ned Beatty and
Deliverance}.)
-to escape or defer an unpleasant responsibility by knocking up a [woman.
"Bill Clinton is famous for giving Monica Lewinsky a dick cheney so spectacularly messy that
Congress felt he should be impeached for it."
“My
rich grandfather established a trust fund for me, where I’d get $50 000 a year while I attended
college. So, I pulled a dick cheney, and flunked my senior year exams 16 years in a row.”