dick capital 

The social, political, and economic capital a male gains by being male

He got to speak over her in class - yeah, that’s dick capital right there.

dick capital by Spicy Kale June 17, 2018

capital dick 

Someone who has acted well above the standards of a normal dick, also known as the king of dicks.

"Did you hear he cheated on his girlfriend AGAIN? Yeah, the guy's a capital dick."

capital dick by ThisisAlicia August 16, 2009

dickcapitation 

Circumcision; Cutting off the foreskin of one's penis

January 1st is the Feast of the Circumcision. We're celebrating baby Jesus' dickcapitation! Yay!

dickcapitation by Fill It Up December 11, 2010