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An individual, usually a woman who a man would like to meet just in order to eventually sleep with.

"Yo, check out that dick candy over there."

dick candy by Skank_Away June 15, 2007

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Candy Dick

When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.

"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"

Candy Dick by DirtyXVegas January 30, 2009

Cotton candy dick

When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job

She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.

Cotton candy dick by Hismajestypoopsmith September 13, 2021

Candy Cane Dick

A Candy Cane Dick is when a person wears tighty whiteys and their dick becomes curved like a candy cane.

Alex: Yo, David! You still wearing those tighty whiteys??
David: Yeah, why?
Alex: Hahahah, You must have a candy cane dick!

Candy Cane Dick by God_One November 24, 2013

Dick caddy

To wrangle men for a single woman that she chooses and points out.

My friend Jake gets me the best dick. He's a great dick caddy.

Dick caddy by MarioSpinsters69 July 9, 2023

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026