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Candy Dick

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When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.
"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"
Candy Dick by DirtyXVegas January 30, 2009
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Related Words
dick candy • Candy Dick • Cotton candy dick • Candy Cane Dick • Dick caddy • dick • Dick Cheney • dick wad • dick weed • dick flick

Cotton candy dick 

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When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job
She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.
Cotton candy dick by Hismajestypoopsmith September 13, 2021
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Candy Cane Dick 

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A Candy Cane Dick is when a person wears tighty whiteys and their dick becomes curved like a candy cane.
Alex: Yo, David! You still wearing those tighty whiteys??
David: Yeah, why?
Alex: Hahahah, You must have a candy cane dick!
Candy Cane Dick by God_One November 24, 2013
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Dick caddy 

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To wrangle men for a single woman that she chooses and points out.
My friend Jake gets me the best dick. He's a great dick caddy.
Dick caddy by MarioSpinsters69 July 9, 2023
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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