Dick blanket

When a dude has a long nappy un-tamed overgrown beard for keeping dicks warm.

That dude is so gay he grew a dick blanket.

Dick blanket by Honey badger January 14, 2013

Dick Blanket

In the event that a male is demonstrating less than manly and or tough qualities and therefore being a baby, Dick Blanket is meant to take the place of pussy. Afterall, Betty White did say that a pussy "sure can take a beating"

Kasey: "I can't pull the trigger"
Karina:" Quit being such a dick blanket"

Dick Blanket by bsprinkles February 17, 2013

Dick Blanket

Another name for a girls hoohaa, the best kind of blanket a man can ask for

Did you try that dick blanket yet? Can definitely tell she slept around, it was loose as hell

Dick Blanket by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

dick blanket

masturbating with any kind of clothing/cloth wrapped around your dick. ergo dick blanket

Brad: Man i pulled off a dick blanket last night during the movie under the blanket because i wasn't getting any from Julie

John: nice man nice

Brad: yeah, she didnt even know!

dick blanket by NcLovin April 23, 2008

Dick Blanket/Dicky Do

Slang for a "male fupa" aka "Dicky Do". Eg: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.

DICK BLANKET/DICKY DO: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.

Dick Blanket/Dicky Do by Koonman69 August 14, 2022

Blanket Dick

One who walks around with a blanket on her head and corners people in laundry rooms in order to seduce them into letting her perform fellatio on them.

Did you get sucked by blanket dick yet? I heard she's got quite the bush.

Blanket Dick by Of Mice and Pussies February 26, 2009

blanket dick

the accumulation of dust in your dickhole

guy 1: damn it i have blanket dick
guy 2: ew go wash your fucking pisshole then

blanket dick by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024