Dick Bean

n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.

I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.

or

You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.

Dick Bean by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009

Dick Bean

Someone who continuously fucks things up, Does something dumb, or wastes money on pointless shit.

Person one: Dude did you that lifted truck with the fox suspension and mudding tires drive by? That's sick!

Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.

Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!

Dick Bean by Washoe March 10, 2015

Dick Bean

An insult referring to people who are assholes or just plan dicks.

The small poop nugget at the end of a dick after anal sex

You: " Don't touch my drink"
Cat: "Meow" *Tips glass*
You: YOU DICK BEAN, god your such a dick bean

Dick Bean by Acek09 January 30, 2015

dick bean

A potato with two antlers, or similar growths, on the either side of its head.

God damn that is biggest crack-takin' shirt pullin' fire startin' dick bean in the west!

I pierced my ear with a dick bean's antlers.

dick bean by rak-takahh June 11, 2004

Bean Dick 

Phrase referring to the size of a penis during/after a esctasy trip. The penis is small and shrivled for roughly 24 hours after taking esctasy.

I can't fool around with her, I have bean dick.

Bean Dick by Shawn Maglicic December 18, 2005

johnathan dick small like a bean 

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

Example johnathan dick small like a bean

johnathan dick small like a bean by Pussy fag April 7, 2022

dick beanie 

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

dick beanie by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019