dick beaker

A beaker you stick beside your bed to clean it up after sex.

Mervin have you got the dick beaker ready for tonight.

dick beaker by Michael_Megaeen_portaferry January 6, 2014

dick-beaters 

(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.

Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."

dick-beaters by Nikki Stixx February 16, 2021

dick beaters 

The hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his sexual frustration.

Dont touch me with your crusty dick beaters!

dick beaters by SeptiK September 7, 2003

Little dick beaters 

Girl hands.

Bro you got some little dick beaters

Little dick beaters by BIG OH a little shady November 13, 2010

grubby dick beaters

A term used to describe the unwashed hands of an adolescent male.

HEY!! Get your grubby dick beaters off my burger!

grubby dick beaters by Mr_Shlaapu April 20, 2018

dick beaters 

hands (on a guy usually) - often said when someone is intruding on your personal belongings, etc.

"Get those dickbeaters off of my radio!"

dick beaters by jim nicoloff November 13, 2002

dick beater 

term coined by large disgruntled pregnant ladies and other various man-haters to refer to a mans hands.

"Now I know you didn't just touch me with those dick beaters of yours!!"

dick beater by Christa Kay February 8, 2007