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dick bandit 

a huge slut who goes for every dick out there! popularized by juvenile's song entitled back that ass up
damnnnnnnn that gurl is a dick bandit, she hooked up with everyone
dick bandit by dstets April 3, 2008
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Dick Bandit 

One who spends his nights stealing the dicks of other individuals and then stores them in mason jars in his room.
Zac is such a dick bandit that he has 48 jars of stolen cocks in his room!
(Also see cock hound)
Dick Bandit by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009

dick bandit 

The combination of a Douche Bag and an Asshole. Most often a goofy, pathetic or annoying individual.
Jimmy is such a Dick Bandit. He's always drinking my beer!

Dick Bandit 

Gay Ray, homosexual male, fag, haggott, any male that likes dick, especially in the ass.
Gay Ray is a dick bandit!
Dick Bandit by Dick Bandit September 15, 2005

dick bandit 

A girl who makes great efforts to get the attention of horny dudes, similar to a thirst trap.
Did you see what that girl posted on Facebook? She is such a dick bandit.
dick bandit by Flyingbuffalos November 21, 2021

Big Dick Bandit 

When a guy with a bigger dick steals your girl.
Don't let the big dick bandit get close to your girlfriend, you've been warned.
Big Dick Bandit by Blueballsswaylee February 25, 2017

big dick bandit 

A person who has an above-average sized cock and seeks out females to put the cock to use. Usually a person that sneaks up on women and whips it out.
Eric watched as Mr. Collins approached the girl secretly from behind, and he said, "watch out, here comes the big dick bandit!"
big dick bandit by Eric Russell1 April 14, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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