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To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.

"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment

dick appointment by dickosarous October 21, 2012

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Dick Appointment

A dick appointment is when you schedule to have sex with a guy but no feelings are involved.

Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?

Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...

Dick Appointment by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018

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Dick appointment

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.

I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.

Dick appointment by Bae5867 December 2, 2022

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Dick Appointment

A “d or dick appointment” is a term used by woman that refers to them getting fucked by a guy

Lexi can’t go she a dick appointment later on

Dick Appointment by PizzaMan Ant November 22, 2021

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dick-sappointment

the feeling a girl feels when a man brags about being well endowed, building up anticipation for the female, and later she gets him in bed, only to find out he is very small, and unable to satisfy her

( dick + disappointed )

Tj laid me down last night, my after all that bragging needless to say I was very dick-sappointed

black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment

dick-sappointment by diddy kong September 28, 2009

dickppointment

A pre-scheduled date made for the explicit purpose of smashing.

Girl 1: Where's Lauren at? She was supposed to bring the wine tonight.
Girl 2: Didn't you hear? She's at a dickppointment with Lawrence.

dickppointment by antibullybullyclub May 2, 2019

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Dickappointment

The disillusion felt by a woman after having too much unfulfilling heterosexual intercourse.

Sheila finally decided to bed her roomate Rhonda after her last and perhaps final instance of dickappointment with her most recent boyfriend, Clyde.

Dickappointment by Iron Flow 134 March 10, 2021

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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