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To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.
"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment
by dickosarous October 21, 2012
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A dick appointment is when you schedule to have sex with a guy but no feelings are involved.
Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?

Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018
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The feeling of disappointment you experience after having sex with someone whose penis was not what you were expecting/hoping for in a pee pee.
"We had sex but I was extremely dickappointed."

"The sex was a dickappointment."
by Hazelnoots October 08, 2014
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Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.
**Female: Damn, I was really looking forward to getting that dick-down this weekend....but he decided that wouldn't work (dickappointment). Thinking he could get a rain check. Silly Man.

**Male: Damn, I was gonna put it on ole girl in Va this wkend , But my ppl from college are coming to my town, ill get with Miss Va. some other time......only to realize there are no 2nd chances-dickappointment

Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.
by MaleCollector December 01, 2015
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Don’t make the grave mistake of confusing this for “dick appointment”. This is when you’ve had regular and satisfactory dick appointments with someone and one day the sex is no longer good.
I used to dream about how good the sex was, but this last time, he couldn’t keep it up or in and he basically just laid there. It was such a dickappointment. I can’t even look at him the same anymore.
by WhatsNormal47 June 10, 2019
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