deland is a town in volusia county florida. it is nestled between the asscrack of daytona beach and the dangling hemroids of orlando.
deland has one norman rockwell style downtown section surrounded by fucktons of open-air
crack markets. deland is for hippies, wiggers, old
people, illegal south american immigrants, and
people who can't find deltona.
guy: hey, i just got here from ohio, do you know where i can buy
crack?
other
guy: "yeah, just go anywhere in deland"