devdut

a sexy man. end of.

got dammit, wish i was a devdut

devdut by boobzez August 2, 2011

Devadutt 

Devadutt was graduated in al-Havard Madrassa. His profession is being a fraud-o-logist. Sources say that he is funded by Abdullah and company. Seeking attention is his hobby. But overall a nice mythical mythologist ;)

Devadutt, a life of myths.

Devadutt by @nn0nym0u$ February 1, 2021

Devout Christian Mom 

A Devout Christian Mom (DCM) is like my mom. She's the kind of mom who tries to control every aspect of her kid's lives in fear of her religion. She won't admit she fears religion, but inside she probably does. She believes anyone who is gay, believes in evolution, or thinks we should deal with climate change is a Satanist. If you're her kid, you're screwed. She thinks spanking kids only serves to make them strong and brave. She'd prefer to give a kid a shitty religious education rather than a public school education because, "God said so", or whatever she believes.

Normal kid: "Aw crap, I tripped!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*

Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*

Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"

Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."

Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"

Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*

Devout Christian Mom by Mr. big E. March 23, 2019

Devout

Devout

Definition:

1) Very/Deeply religious.

2) Devoted to a particular personal interest or cause, basicly devoted to anything.

3) Deeply and sincerely felt or meant.

It's a synonym for devoted.

He's a devout baseball fan, he watches every single game!

Devout by Jafje June 29, 2007

devout agnostic 

(Verb) You've reached the point where you just ain't worried about nothing. And all lies faithful people tell you don't matter but at the same time atheism doesn't seem interesting enough.

When you don't believe in the bible. And you realize that if Adam and Eve existed, that means there kids would of had to inbreed which is looked down upon in the bible. And where were dinosaurs at this point? However at the same time you don't believe something was made from nothing, hence the Big Bang. So you come to the conclusion that life is too complex to put a real answer behind it. Thus, you are a devout agnostic.

devout agnostic by ~M.W. November 15, 2013

devdatta 

The absolute greatest being in all universes. He is omnipresent omnipotent omniscient.

Devdatta is the greatest being of them all.

devdatta by DraconioSchiffer October 1, 2018

Devdutt Padikkal 

Devdutt Padikkal is a talented 20 year old champ who represents Karnataka in domestic cricket and is a part of Royal Challengers Bangalore in IPL . He is a young star and holds a special record for scoring 50+ in all competitions Vijay hazare trophy Ranji and Syed Mushtaq Ali T- 20 tournaments organised by the BCCI . And is the only uncapped Indian player to score 450+ runs in his ipl debut .

Aron finch : Devdutt Padikkal is all class.

Devdutt Padikkal by Usercoco77 February 6, 2021