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Removing something or someone from Dutchness, or removing some or all Dutchness from something or someone.
Released from the bond or ties that beDutch something or someone.

Kinda like de-salination, or de-watering, but different and more to do with Dutchness.
By immigrating to Canada, the Dutch family became slightly DeDutched. They now annually celebrate De DeDutch Day to commemorate the day of DeDutchification.
DeDutch by DeOnceDutchDude June 2, 2018
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Deduchional 

Used to describe a man who believes he is truly the most amazing creature on the planet. Regardless of his advanced age, hair (or lack of if), weight, skin type, high-pitched, whiny voice and Mr. Roper clothing, he feels he’s entitled to the perfect companion. In all his douche glory, he is not afraid to profess this sense of entitlement at bars, during dinner parties, at the office or on his personal Web site. Can also be used to describe a woman who shares the same delusions of grandeur.
Example 1:
“She’s hot. Let’s go—you’re gonna be my wingmen.”
“Dude, stop with the deduchional b.s. She wouldn’t talk to you if Justin Timberlake and Zac Efron were your wingmen.”

Example 2:
Sarah Palin said she is quitting her job to do a better job for Alaska. That is so deduchional.
Related Words
1) Incorrect spelling of Deutsch. Deutsch means "German" in German.

2) Incorrect spelling of Dutch. Usually a typo.

3) That person in those TV commercials (Her name is Roni Deutch) that says she'll get rid of your tax debt for "Only $20! $20!!!"
1) Misinformed people spell the word as "Deutch."

2) Those shoes look so Deutch.

3) "Hi, I'm Roni Deutch, and I'll settle your tax problems for only twenty dollars. TWENTY DOLLARS!!!"
deutch by Pleepa May 14, 2005

Crank a Deutch

To take a massive dump. to shit.
Every morning after my first sip of coffee I have to Crank a Deutch.
Crank a Deutch by hambone. October 28, 2011

Deutching 

1. Creeping towards an individual or group of persons.
2. Staring blatantly at a female or male with the intent of further experimentation.
3. Making a woman or group of women run away from your presence.
4. Facebook stalking and the liking of 5 year old pictures.
Girl 1: "OMG here comes Will Deutch, what should we do?!"
Girl 2: "Run!"
Girl 1: "No, don't run, if you don't move he wont start Deutching on us."
Deutching by Andy Ohlsen December 2, 2013

deutchbag 

a voice line from the scout on Team fortress 2 about the medic
"Real nice effort deutchbag!"
deutchbag by serialtaco September 6, 2009

deutchbag 

The wannabe bauhaus-looking, German industrialist jagoffs who populate Williamsburg and the Lower East Side in particular. Wearing black, clothes, eyeliner and have minimal body fat.
"Thought I was gonna go the the Tapes N' Tapes show with Chloe, but she dumped me for that gaunt-ass Deutchbag with the Member's Only jacket. Peter Murphy licks my balls."
deutchbag by Brooklyn Born November 27, 2006