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desktoperv

1. Anyone who sees/reads innocent comments on his desktop (usually displayed social network websites) and refers/understands it sexually/ pornographically.

2. A porno addict that is glued to his computer (usually nerds who watch too much porn)
1. GIRL (on a comment thread): So like I stuck my hand out and gave the poor beggar some candy and he just snatched it from me greedily!! He must have been so hungry!

Desktoperv: OOOOOO, Mama! Them beggars love when you hand out some suga!

GIRL: PERV!

2. Get off the computer Nic! Watching porn all day long, a desktoperv you are!
by Sarukris January 13, 2011
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desktopper

A student or teacher who hates their life, and cannot become a stripper in the club so they become a stripper in the classroom.
Today I walked past my next class, and I saw a new found desktopper.
by SantaTheHoeHoeHoe December 20, 2016
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desktoped

When your desktop freezes while watching porn, causing you to quickly yank out the power cord.

Getting caught with the power cord in hand and pants down.
He got desktoped earlier by his parents. He had the computer cord in one hand and his boner in the other.
by SockLoyal123 April 25, 2014
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