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denford
Man: Wow!
Woman: shit! your a real denford when you get into it huh!
Man: I did once want to be an actor...
Woman: shit! your a real denford when you get into it huh!
Man: I did once want to be an actor...
denford by Queef Chaser February 15, 2010
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Delford • dedford • deford • Deford (town) • delforce • delsordo • denford • desford • Dilford • chris Deford
deford
Deford (town)
A small, agricultural village in the thumb of Michigan. And by agricultural, we mean meth and marijuana. Everyone in town is on hard drugs. If you get bored, you can run to the local liquor store and listen to the town floozy or drunk bitch about their life problems that are entirely their own fault. The deford country grocery literally is the only thing in deford that gives people a bit of hope. Mostly due in part because the owner has a fantastic selection of booze. The nicest building in town is the road commission warehouse, which is amazing considering the roads are complete shit. If you decide to move to deford, we can only assume you want to knock up the local bar fly and ruin your life.
Deford (town) by Fisher00 February 6, 2020
delforce
The man or woman with delforce as their last name is probably very amazing and is an amazing dropbear assasain!
delforce by Heckin_Marsh May 17, 2018
delsordo
delsordo by sadlkdjgkf June 12, 2010
desford
biggest girlfriend swapping village in leicster home to the biggest idiots bull shitters and stupidest people on the planet. once full of pubs now only 1 remains which means that all these idiots and bull shitters are now in 1 place. These idiots generally think they can take on the world but get them outside of desford like newbold or barlestone they roll over like pussy cats. Everyone has done everyones mrs at somepoint in desford and its that normal no one bothers to hide it any more
You slept with my mrs
so you slept with mine
that doesn't count as i have double standards as i'm from desford
so you slept with mine
that doesn't count as i have double standards as i'm from desford
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