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Deserted Term 

A weird unatural word, phrase etc. that you searched on urubandictionary to make sure that you created to make sure it's not a posted word to "create". Say you came up with a word, and you want to upload it onto UD, so you search it to make sure that you are the only one with that word and definition, to be cool.
Dick: hey I came up with a new word.
Charlotte: what is it.
Dick: deserted term, it means from the above!
Charlotte: ok cool lets search it on UD and make it a word.
Deserted Term by BZP4LIFE October 6, 2013

Deserter 

Someone who leaves a commitment that person has made.
Usually referring to a soldier or spy.
The punishment for being a deserter is death.
renegade, defector, and traitor

deserene 

She is very kind and loving, she would make an amazing wife, and good mother. The first thing you would notice about her is her big booty! She has a wide smile!
Wow look at that deserene soon I’m going to marry her

deserter 

deserter by de gava February 3, 2004

Deserted Island 

A deserted island occurs when there is alot of toilet paper in the toilet before you poo (either laid there by you or from the previous user). This enables your poo to stay above the water line causing the entire room to smell much worse than it normally would.
"I went into the washroom to shit and some asshole left a deserted island in the toilet. The smell was awful!"

"The next person that comes in here is going to freak when they see this deserted island I left for them."
Deserted Island by JorgD March 2, 2010

deserter 

Term that mouthbreather use to define a person who chose to think for own self and go for own feelings instead of the goals imposed to him or her by peer pressure.

Words you will going to hear from people who have no other grip on you left but to yell at you, when they will see you successfully moving away from the local shithole they're in, and on with your life.

Also known as quitter.
- Hold it Jane and unpack your car this moment! You can never leave me!
- Watch me. (starts engine and begins to drive away)
- You're a quitter! you're a deserter to our family!
- You always were a misogynist asshole. "You are the weakest link" Jack, goodbye. (rolls up window and drives away)

One day soldier Joe woke up and saw that it is insane to win hearts and minds by throwing small metal pebbles with his boomstick at people whom he never met before, or threatening them to do so. For that he was convicted of being deserter and eventually shot dead by firing squad. He died happy man for he knew he saved his soul by not committing to more insanity.

Witold Pilecki, a WW2 hero, he decided to send intel to allies about what nazi germany was doing at concentration camps. He decided on his own to get caught to one of most notorious and infamous Auschwitz death camp. He reported from there horrors of war. However allies were doing nothing, so he escaped it and joined the Warsaw Uprising. After the end of the war he became a well known war-hero. However when Poland became a Soviet occupied territory, he reported crimes of stalinism for countries of the free world. For that he got arrested as a deserter and traitor and sentenced to death three times. His name was removed from history books up until the fall of communism in Poland.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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