desecration by deskfecation

Similar to deskfecation, but a modification that entails shitting in the top drawer of a coworker’s desk with seniority.

Our boss said he’d been going over security footage but can't discern who pulled off the desecration by deskfecation because no cameras were in his office. Basically without a smoking turd it's a cold case now.

desecration by deskfecation by shithouse_poet42 May 24, 2023

desecration smile

a song by the red hot chili peppers that is an absolute banger oml

j: have you heard of the song desecration smile by rhcp??

a: no why??

j: its a banger why havent you heard it!!!

desecration smile by rhcparebetterthanyou November 4, 2023

southern baptist desecration 

The new and improved term for the southern baptist convention; adopted pursuant to the scandalous, irreverant, systemic and criminal mis-management of sexually abusive clergy.

Hey, how about those catholic kid fuckers? They should be burned for that shit!
Better be careful about throwing stones; the southern baptist desecration comes pretty close.
What????

southern baptist desecration by YAWA May 23, 2022

genital desecration 

A physical activity in which a female's genitalia is obliterated by a male penis.

See Also: genitally desecrating.

Woman: Where'd my vagina go?
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am. It appears you are suffering from genital desecration.

genital desecration by The Tig June 28, 2007

A Desecration of God's name 

Um... Wait, what?

Hym "How is a Jew dressing as a stereotype... A Desecration of GOD'S name? Ok. They think they're God. They literally think that they are God. And what are the consequences of being anti-semitic? A semantic reframing of my existence? False rape allegations and economic warfare against anyone who allows me to succeed? Until I'm bereft like Job? Mobbed to death by retards like Jesus? Promised power in exchange for services like Abraham?"

A Desecration of God's name by Hym Iam April 1, 2024

Faux Defecation 

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.

(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation

Faux Defecation by gingyman January 9, 2010

anti-defecation league 

An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.

Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.

anti-defecation league by LaughingAloud August 18, 2017