degwood

someone who hates emo's

Steve: hey mate

Degwood: Fuck you, you child raping son of Satan, go fuck your momma

Steve: bit harsh ain't it?!

Degwood: *pulls out shotgun and shoots the emo cunt*

by ihatemedcalf May 5, 2010

Degwood

An erect penis that points straight down or backwards.

Guy:Alright babe I'm hard, lets go.
Girl:OMG Whats up with your dick?
Guy:Oh yeah I've got degwood.. I'll turn over.

by MagpieSB April 29, 2010

Dagwood

An enormous sandwich utilizing most of the contents of the fridge.

I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich of Dagwood proportions.

by English nut April 29, 2005

derwood

A little slice of heaven nestled in between Gaithersburg, Rockville and Olney.

All the cool kids live in derwood.

by Chrissy November 14, 2004

Dagwood sandwich

Workplace usage: A long email string in which crucial details and instructions may be buried because the number of replies makes the email string unmanageable. Details hide between layers like ingredients in a Dagwood (Bumstead) sandwich. See also Microsoft Outlook.

I failed to act because I missed those details and instructions because they were buried in a Dagwood sandwich email.

by Max House April 25, 2020

derwood

the 20855, we aint rockville cuz we dont get free trash collection and when it snows the roads are never paved. also a wealthy neighborhood in which the DWC presides.

d-dub district! dont get it twisted ya heard

by d-dub for life April 19, 2005

Dagwood Special

Reminiscent of Dagwood Bumstead's famous sandwiches, the Dagwood Special is when a cock, nestled in a hoagie roll (much akin to a sausage in a bun), spreads his partner's beef curtains. Prior to insertion, the man sprays a load of man sauce all over said roast beef (acting as the mayo of the sandwich). Upon penetration, the cock, hoagie roll, and beef curtains are pressed together thus creating a genitalia sandwich. The act is topped off when the woman inserts an olive into her partner's shit pipe.

Guy1: Yo brah, how did your date with Tiffany go last night?
Guy2: Yo brah, check it, I gave her the old Dagwood Special!
Guy1: Baller, dude!
Guy2: Yeah, but I still haven't passed the olive.
Guy1: Aw shit!

by KnownPublicEjaculator August 22, 2016