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Deportation

YEAH BRO, TOTALLY! WE SHOULD START DEPORTING CITIZENS IF THEY DESECRATE THE PSEUDO-SACRED CLOTH, DAWG! TOTALLY! I TOTALLY AND GENUINELY BELIEVE THAT'S A THING WE SHOULD DO! SUPER GOOD IDEA! HEY... WHAT SHOULD WE DO IF THE WEAPONIZE SCHIZOPHRENIA THOUGH? THAT'S A LITTLE WORSE (I THINK) THAN GOING "THIS FLAG, BOO! THAT FLAG YAY!" IN PROTEST OF A POLITICAL ISSUE! SHOULD WE DO SOMETHING WORSE? YEAH? TOTALLY! WHAT SHOULD WE DO? KILL KIDS? WHAT, GOSH, THAT SEEMS A LITTLE EXTREME BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO THEN... 🤷 ♂️
Hym "Yeah dawg! Totally! Do a deportation on em!"
Deportation by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

Deportation Buddy

Someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when Trump gets into office.
Aye, I need a deportation buddy. I'll bring tacos if you'll bring coke.

Self deportation 

The act of expelling yourself from the land you reside.
Mitty Romney supports Self deportation.
Self deportation by Suxbawlz February 14, 2012

self-deportation 

A curiously Republican concept in which people in the U.S. will voluntarily leave the country. Originally coined in 1994 by Daniel D. Portado as a sarcastic protest to California Proposition 187 (anti-immigration proposition) and re-introduced by Mitt Romney in 2012 during a Republican Presidential debate but completely missing the sarcasm.
1) Romney said his Administration would not round up illegal immigrants and deport them but they would have to leave the country to apply for citizenship so they would leave by self-deportation, i.e. self-deport.

2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.
self-deportation by Hobbs_fan March 7, 2012

National deportation day 

National deportation day is usually celebrated on may 5th
Hey are you celebrating national deportation day with your friend Julio

decorationalisation 

Describes the process of attempting to improve the appearance of a room or a house by painting,wallpapering,changing the floorcovering or modifying ornamentation
The realtor (estate agent) explained that given the neglected state of the property,some basic decorationalisation would probably increase the value considerably

Christmas Decoration Diarrhea

When someone decorates a house for Christmas and puts 1000 too many decorations on their front lawn. It literally looks like someone ate 2000+ Christmas decorations the night before and had Severe Diarrhea on their small front lawn the next morning.

The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.

Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!