depastifying 

v. (de-pay-stih-fie-ing) --
1. the act of dewhitening yo ass
2. tanning after a long winter of hibernation

After being in the office all winter and losing her Miami tan, Amy decided to go to a tanning salon to depastify her whiteness so she could go to the beach this summer without blinding all the people.

depastifying by Syda May 5, 2005

deelastification 

when a womens body gets older and and starts to droop and sag.

LYDIA says:
men get sexier as they get older though
LYDIA says:
women just sag
Warwick says:
yeah thats true
Warwick says:
sort of
LYDIA says:
yes i am not looking forward to all that 'deelastification'
LYDIA says:
hummm i may try and sell Mr Collins that word

deelastification by Andrew Warwick August 12, 2006

deplastization 

When ur wearing shorts n get up from vinyl chair.that's deplastization.

Rho experienced serious deplastization when she stood up...

deplastization by -DAMNIT- January 23, 2005

deelastification 

when a womens body gets older and and starts to droop and sag.

LYDIA says:
men get sexier as they get older though
LYDIA says:
women just sag
Warwick says:
yeah thats true
Warwick says:
sort of
LYDIA says:
yes i am not looking forward to all that 'deelastification'
LYDIA says:
hummm i may try and sell Mr Collins that word

deelastification by Andrew Warwick September 12, 2008

declassify 

To change from formal clothing into casual clothing.

Friend 1: Hey, do you want to hang out after (formal event)?
Friend 2: Sure. Let's meet up in half an hour. That'll give us both a chance to declassify.

declassify by MarvelynInGreen May 10, 2013