deelastification 

when a womens body gets older and and starts to droop and sag.

LYDIA says:
men get sexier as they get older though
LYDIA says:
women just sag
Warwick says:
yeah thats true
Warwick says:
sort of
LYDIA says:
yes i am not looking forward to all that 'deelastification'
LYDIA says:
hummm i may try and sell Mr Collins that word

deelastification by Andrew Warwick August 12, 2006

deelastification 

when a womens body gets older and and starts to droop and sag.

LYDIA says:
men get sexier as they get older though
LYDIA says:
women just sag
Warwick says:
yeah thats true
Warwick says:
sort of
LYDIA says:
yes i am not looking forward to all that 'deelastification'
LYDIA says:
hummm i may try and sell Mr Collins that word

deelastification by Andrew Warwick September 12, 2008

demastification 

The removal of teeth using no tools other than fingernail clippers.

Demastification is an enhanced interrogation technique.

demastification by Xonide December 15, 2007