deodortaint 

Like normal deodorant except specifically designed for your sweet sweet taint.

Taint is located between the ass and the balls. Taint your balls and taint your ass.

Heather told dave he better get some deodortaint for his newly shaven taint.

deodortaint by BluntmanUE July 10, 2018

deodorant malfunction 

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.

Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...

deodorant malfunction by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005

Deodorant

A thing people should not eat. EVER!

Virgil: you don't eat deodorant.
Remus:well maybe you don't. Haha

Deodorant by Remy=StarBucks February 18, 2020

Deodorant Dingleberries 

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.

I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.

Deodorant Dingleberries by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008

deodorant shower 

Something you do when you don't have time for a real shower. You just grab your trusty stick of deodorant, and you lather yourself in it just enough to get rid of the smell.

1: "Dude you smell funny, did you shower?"
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."

deodorant shower by stemkid13 April 30, 2011

deodorant boobs 

the repulsive taste (and often numbing sensation) experienced when you suck and/or motorboat a girl's saggy boobs. almost always the result of laying her down and having her loosely assembled funbags falling carelessly in to the crevices between her overly scented armpits. this phenomena is typically experienced after a long night of drinking when options are few and far between and a guy either has a dead booty call cellphone or no other prospects at the bar.

"yo dude, did you see that chick that jon bladed last night?" -- patrick
"yeah man, she had a classic case of deodorant boobs. i wouldnt fuck her with your dick and fabio pushing" --chris

deodorant boobs by JLS Orange Tiles March 20, 2010

deodorant

something the french have yet to discover

He really needs some deodorant, he fuckin reeks!

deodorant by Alexius November 6, 2003