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Denver Omelette 

The act of vomiting while eating out a particularly dirty vagina, then continuing until completion.
A;'Dude, I met up with this chick on a camping trip, I ate her pussy on like her fourth day of hiking and not showering!'

B;'That's fucking nasty, did she smell?'

A;'Fuck yeah, I ended up giving her a Denver Omelette!'
Denver Omelette by pFinneganr April 8, 2009

Denver Omelet 

A sex act in which a man puts his rectum against his partner's vagina and proceeds to defecate inside of her. AKA "poo-in-a-puss"
Did you hear Matt will only go down on a girl after she's had a Denver Omelet?

He's so nasty... it must be all those games of Midwest Mousetrap he plays at the Flying J or all that Truck Stop Slop he eats.
Denver Omelet by Redrokkit December 9, 2021

denver omelet 

An omelet containing ham, onions, green peppers and optionally cheese,
Mmm, that was a delicious denver omelet!

Denver Omelet 

A combination of sex and food.

When two people engage in sexual anal intercourse a lubricant is needed.

Egg Whites are a sutiable lubricant.

Now this special move works by break the egg over the anus entrance.
After the egg is broken, the yolk and egg whites are pushed into the cavity with the penis or object.
After the act is complete, the remaining egg that was in the cavity is placed into a frying pan.

The egg is cooked and eaten.
Thus you have a Denver Omelet.
Jessy made Nick a Denver Omelet after a crazy romp session.

Denver Omelette 

A sex act that also satiates hunger, this is achieved when one partner stuffs one or more store bought eggs into the vagina or butt of the other partner. The couple then proceeds to have sex in a hot tub. Once the eggs are fully beaten and cooked from the hot tub sex, the couple does a sixty-nine.
I wanted salsa with my Denver Omelette so I jizzed while we were having sex in the hot tub.
Denver Omelette by bexla March 17, 2010

Denver Omelette 

To dunk your nutsack in a chicks mouth and then slap her accross the face.
Origin: Denver, 2005
I was just going to Teabag that bitch but I got carried away and made her a Denver Omelette!
Denver Omelette by DC2DAOC September 12, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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