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dental dick 

noun , A co-worker who sucks dick over constant fear of
losing his/her job; a person who would perform sexual favors to get a job just because it has 'good' dental insurance.

-ing verb, The act of taking a low paying job for
dental and health insurance and taking comfort in the security provided by such 'good benefits'. People who take this types of job usually have studied engineering in college, and have a hard time understanding why they studied calculus instead of getting laid only to end up with the same crappy 50k/year job as the liberal arts major.
Mr. Lee is such a dental dick he'll be giving his manager gummies until he turns age 65 and can retire.
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Dental Dick 

Term used to discribe penis after getting a blow job from a 65+ aged person with dentures.
My 84 year old girlfriend gives me dental dick.
Dental Dick by Fernyfrogg November 6, 2015

dental dickhead 

an obnoxious, racist, petty, and/or blasphemous person. synonyms include #CheeseDickSalesman.
the Rothschildren are a bunch of dental dickheads.

Dick in denial 

A really annoying, abusive and irritating twat who thinks they are the best.
Jack: "I really hate that guy"
Jason: "Me too"
Jack: "He's a dick in denial
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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