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dental dick 

noun , A co-worker who sucks dick over constant fear of
losing his/her job; a person who would perform sexual favors to get a job just because it has 'good' dental insurance.

-ing verb, The act of taking a low paying job for
dental and health insurance and taking comfort in the security provided by such 'good benefits'. People who take this types of job usually have studied engineering in college, and have a hard time understanding why they studied calculus instead of getting laid only to end up with the same crappy 50k/year job as the liberal arts major.
Mr. Lee is such a dental dick he'll be giving his manager gummies until he turns age 65 and can retire.
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Dental Dick 

Term used to discribe penis after getting a blow job from a 65+ aged person with dentures.
My 84 year old girlfriend gives me dental dick.
Dental Dick by Fernyfrogg November 6, 2015

dental dickhead 

an obnoxious, racist, petty, and/or blasphemous person. synonyms include #CheeseDickSalesman.
the Rothschildren are a bunch of dental dickheads.

Dick in denial 

A really annoying, abusive and irritating twat who thinks they are the best.
Jack: "I really hate that guy"
Jason: "Me too"
Jack: "He's a dick in denial